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[SammyTerry]

"Ruff ruff"...responds Lassie...as bullets whistle through the air, then as the humongous mother ship hovers above.nothing is heard except ..."BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!.and then silence .......followed by.........

[Zeus]

zeus misses the arch angel sending the angel spinning up towards zeus quick zeus shouts fantail he is coming after you

.as the evil archangel who put little timmy deep down in that well flies near fantailmoon to kidnap her, I (zeus) start making astral signs with my hands and before me and fantailmoon 3 headed ghouls appear all around attacking the archangel but vanishing when touching him.... "my magic's not working.. what's going on... " zeus starts to make even more signs but this time he summons a kraken and while the kraken and archangel fight zeus flees with fantailmoon... "close.. why'd you drag me down into that.. I don't care about little timmies..."..Do that again and I'll punish you the way I punished prometheus....

Edited by Zeus, 22 January 2008 - 05:17 AM.

[fantailmoon]

Fantail says dont blame me your the one with the super human reputation , god your touchy today any way what you wanna do now , i think we should find out what that big ship wants and see if the others are ok, but its up to you oh great one

[Hades]

Meanwhile..I had found the place I was looking for. The texts of old were correct. There stood before me was the Altar of the Gods. A sacred and ancient place. Buried beneath the earth for centuries, it was untouched by man for thousands of years. This was where the power of all the deities could be focused. If it fell into the wrong hands, it could bring destruction to the entire structure of the galaxy.."Yessss, now preform the ritual and become what you were meant to beee".I slowly walked up to the altar. Every step I took, symbols and ruins began to glow on the floor around me, and moved up the walls and up the spiral staircase. The power of this place was intense. I could feel the energy through my veins. The altar came closer. The whole altar was alight with the carvings on the stairs. The centre was near. Soon I would become what I was meant to be I entered the center and stood in place. A large beam of light erupted around my feet and I my mind faded away. The stars in the heaven fell through the sky..I came out of the mouth of the cave. My eyes glowing with blue fire.."Now my avatar, the name of EvanParant means nothing to you now. You will be known as Hades. Let everyman and woman tremble at the sound of your voice and may armies fall by your might.".I had been reborn. Now was the time to recieve my inheratince. The Thone of Tartarus was mine of the talking and no man, spirit or god would stand before me.

[fantailmoon]

Fantail notices a spark in the sky and alerts Zeus , i think Hades has grown up he he we better watch out he may be a problem he he

[SammyTerry]

Damn!.....this story has become like...Channel surfing!!!....and now the rewind button got clicked...This is all suppose to be good fun, but for me it's become annoying... and hardly worth the effort to join in anymore..I mean the story got changed... Again...to try and simplify things, .and now it's back to where it was left for dead ...or not seeming to go anywhere.......oh well,..good day.

[Lily of the Lake]

Damn!.....this story has become like...Channel surfing!!!....and now the rewind button got clicked...This is all suppose to be good fun, but for me it's become annoying... and hardly worth the effort to join in anymore..I mean the story got changed... Again...to try and simplify things, .and now it's back to where it was left for dead ...or not seeming to go anywhere.......oh well,..good day.

.amen to that fair prayer say I...This thread is now in my recycling bin..No offense, I just can't keep up with you guys.

[Zeus]

Fantail notices a spark in the sky and alerts Zeus , i think Hades has grown up he he we better watch out he may be a problem he he

.LMAO!! Good imagination evan! I mean hades!!!!!!!!!!!!..'' Hades through his magic sphere watches what happened around hades and notices his blue eyes.. 'hades has just been reborn fantailmoon... I wonder if he's friend or foe..' zeus turns to fantailmoon.. 'weren't we in the fifth dimension a while ago? 4 are already ours...'"

[Hades]

Hades looked up to the heavens. He knew that his brother was watching. It made no difference. Now that he had returned, the prophecy had been fulfilled, and Hades could feel the power of the gods once again rushing through his body. His domain had been ruled long enough without him, now it was time to reclaim the Underworld. EvanParant's body was a suitable vessel, he still couldn't reach his full power until he claimed his throne, slaying those that stod in his way. It was time to return to Olympus, then, Tartarus....

[RavensCurse]

But first he reached down, way down deep within, and with Talons retracting he pierced the Sides of Vastiva, she could no longer hide within the Mud although try she had, it was the Sprite that betrayed her hiding place, the Sprite with Beastly Horns, he was Holding the Grudge for her having thrust the Pike through the Gnarled Eyed one at Threstona, and She knew her time had now come, the Unicorns Galloped fast towards firelake, but once there they could do nothing but weep tears of Silver for her, and all for the mere wee pouch of Claudsmith’s Gold, Hah! Hah! I Say! At Last it is said, Gold Diggers Lust! A Lust that has roamed the World over sense time began and the true Virtues of Life passed unseen by the eye of Greed and Hearts Blackened of the wicket, and Zeus Having no more patents Sent Down his Bolts Splitting the Atoms of Air and Thunder Roared through out the Heavens with his Anger. Hell can you Not Smell the Burning of Flesh and Acrid Smoke! are you Mad to Dance and Leepith aboutz the fields of Clover and Dasies Tululips??? Mad you must truely be!

Edited by RavensCurse, 22 November 2009 - 10:47 AM.

[Hephaestus]

I deem this thread an offical "zombie thread" no more thread necromacy please

Edited by Hephaestus, 22 November 2009 - 09:17 PM.

[fantailmoon]

oh but it was fun and me and old zeus had a laugh ***

[RavensCurse]

She said As they rode their Unicorns at full gallops though the Woods, Laughing and giggling, trying not to spill a drop from their Pints of Guinness, and BASS, she told him that she was a Russian Spy, but he refused to believe her seriousness in it, and laughing he insisted upon her Saying three words of confirmation that would surly prove her Russian Linage, Unable to stop Laughing, trying to Ignore her sensational Cravings for Beer battered Fish and Chips smothered in Sweet Mayonnaise, she Said with a Merlyn Monroe Smile: Do you like Beer Battered Fish and Chips, followed with Giggles of mischievous intent..He replied with: Oh! No! ..The Last time I indulged in such I had such an Allergic reaction I got dizzy and fell off my Unicorn sideways hanging inverted for better than three miles before losing my grip of the utters and crashing down within the lush green clovers, and I am a bleeder yah know, I burse so very easy, and he toss his leg over and rode a wide circle sidesaddle so as not to further bruise his Dignities’, Playfully Smiling showing the Whitest of Teeth Sparkling and gleaming within the Morning Sunlight...And she laughed and Laughed and about fell over pointing out the fact to him that Unicorns do not have utters, and that was Ipso Facto… ..She was smiling with her eyes so sweet. .His Brows lowered and he stated ok, then perhaps I was riding that day upon my Goat! ..Ok! She gave in laughing, I shall Say it! I will say it! I will prove my Honor and my Linage good Sir! “Moosek and Skuirwhil” … She said Batting her Long beautiful Eyelashes...She said their, now you see that I am of Russian Decent, I love Blennies, Blitzes filled with Cream Cheeses with Fresh organic Fruit fillings, and I might just add here that I cook up a Damn mean Borsch! And you Will Love it Sir! ..She said Smiling with her Eyes, and they both about fell off of their Unicorns while doubled over laughing and spilling their Guinness beers, He tossed his leg back and they grabbed the Mains tightly and off they Rode to their secret Rendezvous Grotto near the Glade where the Nymphs and the Dragonflies play in the waters beside the Cattails and water reeds

Edited by RavensCurse, 23 November 2009 - 01:27 AM.

[Hephaestus]

oh but it was fun and me and old zeus had a laugh ***

I remember zeus he lost contact with me on yahoo and email.

[fantailmoon]

yeah he just disappeared ...but was a naughty boy as well...xx

[RavensCurse]

I believe it was those two Men in Black she said , we were sit n’ in Bags O’ Loves and Luck Ol Mighty's Next to Sheets and Giggles sip n’ Three Martoonies, and He Said hay I bet you would enjoy a Hot Game of Pool Sweets , He Snapped his Naughty Diablo and Pinky Tweedy Bird Country Boy Suspenders and wiggled his Wee ears for Giggles as well as the blade of Straw between his teeth out of Habit, and the Saloon door suddenly Kicked open , it was the Men in Black Shade! Tudes! -And Hat! - sh** they were Every Bit Two Hip Skip and Slick as well as all so vary, vary Coo, He started to Shake, Tremble really, he looked to the Left, but the Exit was Covered and He looked to the Right, but that Exit as well as Covered and he Slapped His Hips like Caro or Andy Devine in a Wild Dance Move upon a Wee Mule with Scurvy and Mange Both, but his Two Trusted Silver Guns were suddenly Miss n’, he look over oh so very sad to Sweet Eyes and she Smiled Huge , Long Lashes Flap n’ , Mimed I am so very Sorry Honey! I had too! Thumbs tap n’ sweet her New Silver Pistoia’s in their Leather Fancy Pink Holsters engraved with Hearts and Devils, and he then knew he was done over, Baked as in Cakes Burned and througher than a Two Bit Weekend Rodeo Clown named Shakes and hit n’ the Bottles hard, so he first went to toss n’ out his Left Hip oh so Flamboyant, then he stepped out with his other Blue Suede Shoeee! And His other Hip Followed pursuit, (noth n’ Like Elvis the Pelvis but Hay Damn Close for a Country Bunk N’,) and he said You Talk N’ Too Moi! Tooo Moi! Shady Foo-ools! And they had not an Iota Of Humor within, they did Collage attics decades Past, and they were just too damn Smooth, and with just Evaporators Sport n' Triple D Copper Tops, all that had they Stole from the Head Board of Sling n’ Sue Lay Happy Go Hick Up! They Messed Him Up! One Side and Down the Other until he was a Dance N’ Foo, and he Fell damn hard A' Drool n’ and Twitch n’, he begged not to be give n’ a Power Wedgy and Heel-U Mated, and so they had a Millionith of an Iota of Heart-Sheet and dragged him off the Stage by his Agile Stock n’ Shady Ankles Kick n’ and

Edited by RavensCurse, 24 November 2009 - 06:40 AM.

[Gigan]

In the interests of preventing necrothreading with what is essentially gobbledegook, i'm closing this thread. If you want to continue with this (seriously), then please either contact myself or the Boss- Saruman and we can get things up and running again. ..Please refer to the Rules of the Road.