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Posted 03 August 2008 - 05:10 PM

Yuck, what now..He looks around for something to wsh himself with, but...

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 12:23 PM

Yuck, what now..He looks around for something to wsh himself with, but...

..the only thing within reach are the little zombies he fell on. Thinking to strip the shirt off one, he reaches for down only to find...

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Posted 27 September 2008 - 02:00 PM

the only thing within reach are the little zombies he fell on. Thinking to strip the shirt off one, he reaches for down only to find...

.that the zombie is still alive (well...you know) so he pulls back his hand and find that the zombie blood was.......
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 01:48 AM

that the zombie is still alive (well...you know) so he pulls back his hand and find that the zombie blood was.......

..part of the recipe for those sugar cookies he had earlier... wait a minute... is this still a dream? Did our Hero ever awaken from his slime induced sleep? Will he ever find his magic Gators? and just what the hell was up with those skittles??
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Posted 12 November 2008 - 03:27 AM

He really wanted those skittles too! "Oh well" he says, "guess i will just go grab a burger"
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:58 PM

He really wanted those skittles too! "Oh well" he says, "guess i will just go grab a burger"

..but, not knowing if they'd serve his kind in the local burger joint, he decides to go hunting instead. Getting geared up for a long night in the woods he....
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Posted 26 April 2009 - 09:33 AM

starts a fire and lights his pipe, watching the last gleam of sun rolling down over the far off hills.
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Posted 26 April 2009 - 01:02 PM

starts a fire and lights his pipe, watching the last gleam of sun rolling down over the far off hills.

..when he hears a quiet, furtive sound coming from the tree to his left.
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Posted 26 April 2009 - 10:19 PM

when he hears a quiet, furtive sound coming from the tree to his left.

. It's a kitten,,the monkey runs away screaming,,then he runs into a .. .
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 02:13 PM

...a zombie monkey who looks exactly like...

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 01:12 AM

...a zombie monkey who looks exactly like...

.a pig wearing a mask of a monkey wearing a mask of a donkey wearing a mask of a ninja turtle dressed like super man... covered in hairy tic tacs
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Posted 04 June 2009 - 03:36 AM

a pig wearing a mask of a monkey wearing a mask of a donkey wearing a mask of a ninja turtle dressed like super man... covered in hairy tic tacs

....who happend to be holding a bag of take-away and seemed keen to share it, and since the monkey was absolutely starving at this point he...
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:13 PM

..who happend to be holding a bag of take-away and seemed keen to share it, and since the monkey was absolutely starving at this point he...

.... cut off his toes, shoved them up his nose and ran to kfc and bought...
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 06:42 PM

... cut off his toes, shoved them up his nose and ran to kfc and bought...

.some gravy to put on the little guy's toe stumps...
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