.cause Nausea, Vomiting, Dry mouth, excessive slobbering, Diarrhea, constipation , Dizziness, Problems sleeping, Drowsiness , Weight changes ,Anxiety, agitation, Anal Seepage, halitosis, memory loss, toe jam and the overwhelming urge to lick your neighbor's arm pits. If they are taken with milk or food it may lessen these effects... or it may make them worse.That you will be attacked by hundreds of Kindergarten children out to mug you for your baloons...these children are deciples of the poly-unsaturated-quick disolving-fast acting-pleasant tasting- green and purple pills sect in southern utah...they have been known to........
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:56 AM
*Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the mornings, Satan shudders and says, "Oh Hell! She's awake!"*
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 04:50 PM
Hearing that, our guy faints...
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 11:26 PM
....and later wakes up, only to find....Hearing that, our guy faints...
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Posted 25 May 2008 - 05:47 PM
the Indian man gone....and monkey zombies all around him, closing in...
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Posted 29 May 2008 - 06:21 PM
...accompanied by purple and green balloon-wielding kindegarten children with glazed over eyes, so....the Indian man gone....and monkey zombies all around him, closing in...
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Posted 29 May 2008 - 09:23 PM
he screams...
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 04:00 PM
..like a little girl. That makes the zombie kids laugh and point and altogether make fun of him, which, for some reason, snaps them out of their glazed-eyed, balloon-frenzied trance.he screams...
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 04:02 AM
.which makes the monkey scratch is head and.......like a little girl. That makes the zombie kids laugh and point and altogether make fun of him, which, for some reason, snaps them out of their glazed-eyed, balloon-frenzied trance.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 02:45 PM
....he starts digging many holes in the ground; he finally stops when he finishes the 23rd hole, and ....which makes the monkey scratch is head and.......
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 05:22 PM
he drops to the ground, and takes a nap to regain his energy..after waking up...
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 05:26 PM
he realizes that he is not a monkey, but actually the last human left on earth who was going to save it. .
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Whew! What fear can do to you. Anyways, he started thinking up ways to get the monkey zombies...
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 11:33 AM
..away from his candy bar. He decided to sneak up on them with a bottle of Fizzy Lifting Drinks and a retreaded tire.he realizes that he is not a monkey, but actually the last human left on earth who was going to save it. ..Whew! What fear can do to you. Anyways, he started thinking up ways to get the monkey zombies...
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 06:13 PM
But then he changes his mind and decides to sneak up on them with a crowbar, thinking.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 02:56 AM
.as he is walking up behind them, one of them sneaks in from the right with a hoolahoop and vaseline waiting for just the right moment to.........But then he changes his mind and decides to sneak up on them with a crowbar, thinking..'Keep it simple , dude'
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 12:47 PM
..'slip' his plan into action. As the others keep him occupied, the little dude takes a few more steps forward, when our guy realizes the Fizzy Lifting Drinks and retreaded tire had to have been left for a good reason. He decided to trade his crow bar for his original weapons thinking "these little creeps have had the lick now". Suddenly he realizes the one trying to sneak up on him and....as he is walking up behind them, one of them sneaks in from the right with a hoolahoop and vaseline waiting for just the right moment to.........
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 05:55 AM
Quickly, he shakes the fizzy drink violently, spins around an pops open the lid...and shooooom! the little zombkey is drenched and thrown 2 yards back..
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As our guy stands there admiring his job,...
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 11:37 AM
Another zombie came out of no where and dumped a whole bucket of icey water over his head....
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 01:15 AM
..but not before our hero takes a drink of what's left of the Fizzy Lifting Drink. He starts to float before he realizes he has no idea how to get down.Another zombie came out of no where and dumped a whole bucket of icey water over his head....
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 05:02 PM
..he decideds to eat the retreaded tire to make him heavy , and it works, but he lands straight in the middle of...
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 05:05 PM
a pile of cow poop....lol
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